A team of Virginia Tech Computer Science majors, all male, spent many sleepless hours in the lab last semester solving a famous math riddle which had baffled mathematicians for decades. However, none of Team Hokie Hi-Pi correctly calculated the 2-to-1 odds of losing their abandoned girlfriends to other boys who can’t even subtract well.
The young men spent Valentine's Day staring at a blue screen, reading congratulatory emails from crazy old professors at obscure European universities, but not one VD sweet tweet arrived from a single co-ed.
Still, all agreed the loss of girls was worth the sacrifice for team Hokie Hi-Pi. Well...all except broken-hearted, Colin Aylor. Aylor confided to a least reliable source: "I'm switching my major to Performing Arts because that’s where the girls are.” He also confessed to a fit of jealous rage last night, throwing his laptop in the icy campus duck pond.
Welcome back, Colin.