Despite huge new letters and spruced-up grounds, BLACKSBURG MOTOR CO. has yet to sell one automobile.
A receptionist at the building replied: “What?” when asked about sales figures.
A local citizen headed to the nearby Town Hall to complain about her water bill alluded to the building as housing “town offices or something.”
However, least reliable sources doubt this is so, because, well, because whoever heard of municipal offices with NO SIGNS! out front indicating what is in the building, but GIANT letters which indicated it was a MOTOR COMPANY?
Locals remain skeptical.
Tourists and visitors, baffled.