Hokie Hoodies have been approved for spring graduation by the Virginia Tech BOV members who signed off on the idea before anyone really new what the heck was going on.
"What's a hoodie?" asked BOV member and mountain top removal coal baron, Conrad T. Scoop, when contacted about the new garb.
****Hoodies as seen from behind:
The traditional black-colored hoodies will replace the cumbersome and preposterous flat mortar boards of the last century.
The hoodies are
destined to be a big hit with students who will be able to nap and text
undetected by their parents during the g-day ceremonies.